Allow me to introduce Bertha

As my friends and family would like to say...and I have to agree with them...I have a big ghetto butt. No matter what exercise I do, everything else gets smaller and Bertha will either stay the same...or grow.

As I was getting ready for work last week...I was listening to the news, just like I do every weekday. But this time....something really caught my ear. This is an actual article from the WCTV6 News Website (Health) reported by Triston Sanders.

"1-09-09 A big bottom is more than something to smile about. It's good for your health too. The recent trend of a hefty bottom started with celebrities flaunting their pear shaped figures. Now, doctors say a bigger bottom actually protects women from diseases like type two diabetes. Researchers from Harvard Medical School found fat around a female's derriere and hips release certain hormones that help fend off diabetes and heart disease. The study appears in the journal "Cell Metabolism.""

So all of you big ghetto butt haters....Bertha is helping me fight off diabetes and heart disease. That's my story...and I'm sticking to it!

Expiration Date

I have always had this weird phobia about expiration dates . Especially with food. Heck...I won't even drink milk on the day it "expires". Yes...I get made fun of alot by my friends and family...as if they don't do anything strange to me. And before you ask...YES they do.

One day at work my runway model looking friend and I were talking about children. And she had the nerve to tell me that my eggs (not the kind you eat) would be rotten before my boyfriend decides to marry me!!!! Can you believe that?!? Her comment left my mind immediately....yeah right...I think of that comment almost every day of my life! Could it be possible that my eggs will expire before he decides to marry me? So I decided if my eggs have an expiration date...so should my relationship. I won't say exactly when the expiration date is...just in case he gets curious and reads this...but don't worry about him....I've told him a couple of times. And honey...if you are reading this...the clock is ticking!